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These #DadQuotes Are The Ultimate Dad Jokes For Father's Day




The world wants you to believe dad jokes are like vampires ... because they're such a pain in the neck!


(Heh? Get it?!)





But we beg to differ. 


And you might say, Surely, you can't be serious.


Well ...





Anyone who's ever told their dad, "I'm hungry," and heard back, "Hi, Hungry, I'm Dad," knows there's something special about dad jokes.

And as long as dad also feeds you after that, well, they're fun for everyone.


In honor of Father's Day, here are Jimmy Fallon's favorite #DadQuotes, sent in by viewers. Unsurprisingly, they're also some of our favorite dad jokes, too:



"You're going to the bathroom? Mention my name, you'll get a good seat" #DadQuotes

— Kim Culbertson (@kpaige813)




"There are only 3 things that always tell the truth: small children, drunk people and yoga pants" - Kenny Litster #DadQuotes @jimmyfallon

— Noah Litster (@nlitster89)




Dad walked me down the aisle to marry my 3rd husband looked at me and said I keep giving you away and they keep giving you back #DadQuotes

— Marcie Ehrmantraut (@gmamarcie7x)



"The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon" airs weeknights at 11:35 p.m. ET on NBC.

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