There’s no question: Pizza is a fantastic food. Milk is also great ― especially when there are cookies nearby. But by no means should these entities ever cross paths.
After all, pizza has CHEESE on it. Cheese has milk in it. Adding milk to the equation is just asking your body to bring on a stomachache.
That’s too much dairy!!Still, some people insist it’s great.
A 20-year-old college student named Mariam from Dallas, Texas, tweeted an otherwise non-offensive slice of pepperoni pizza dunked unceremoniously into a giant glass of milk. Her caption to this horrific image? “Pizza + Milk = a great combination ”
No, Mariam. That is not a great combination. Who raised you?
The student told BuzzFeed News that she wanted to try something that sounded more disgusting than pineapple on pizza. She then confirmed that milk on pizza was better than pineapples on pizza.
“The negative responses just go on to show that people are too sensitive and will judge anything before trying it,” she told the publication.
We refuse to accept this. The internet refuses to accept this:
Save the pizza and drink your milk with cookies instead.
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