These #DadQuotes Once Again Prove Dad Is The Funniest

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You no longer ever need a stud finder. Check out these dad quotes and you’ll find all the studs you want.

With Father’s Day coming up, Jimmy Fallon made this week’s hashtag #DadQuotes, and the dad jokes came pouring in. From practicing “safe sax” to the real reason grandpa doesn’t stop at stop signs, the dads explained it all.

Here are just a few of Fallon’s favorites:

My first boyfriend played the saxophone in a ska band. When my dad met him, he told him to practice "safe sax" ‍♀️ #dadquotes
— Jessica (@jessicazap14)
Twitter

My grandpa would only slow down at stop signs, saying he would "stop twice at the next one."#DadQuotes
— Darn Daniel (@DarNDanieL53)
Twitter

I called my dad to see if he had a stud finder and he casually replied, "mom's at work." #DadQuotes
— Pauliann23 (@Pauliann23)
Twitter

”The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon” airs weeknights at 11:35 p.m. ET on NBC.

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These #DadQuotes Once Again Prove Dad Is The Funniest