Dad Jokes Reach A New Level With Your #MarchDadness Tweets

@jimmyfallon Asked my dad where my sunglasses were. He said I don't know where are my Dad glasses? #marchdadness

— Matthew Long (@thakingslayyer)

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@jimmyfallon my dad would order a pizza saying I would like to order a 747....ya know a large plain. #MarchDadness

— Megan Wilkinson (@wilk610)

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@jimmyfallon Knock knock: Who's there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dishes Sean Connery #MarchDadness #dadlife

— Brandon Lewis (@b_lewis01)

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When we would have lasagna for dinner, my stepdad Jim would tell us to pull our plates closer so we'd get "less-on-ya"#MarchDadness

— Kathy Goggin (@KathyGoggin1)

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@jimmyfallon "Do you have the 'khakis'?" "What??" "I just wanted to say car keys in a Boston accent." #MarchDadness

— Tiffany the DUFF (@missblair140)

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@jimmyfallon back when the tv said "please stand by" my Dad would quietly get up & stand by the tv and wait for us to notice #MarchDadness

— Carol Shaw (@carolshaw178)

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My dad will take his cup of coffee and tilt it to his forehead and then exclaim... "Oops I thought I was taller!" #MarchDadness @jimmyfallon

— thehoch (@hochalicious)

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I once asked my Dad what was inside a samosa. "How am I 'samosa' know?", he answered. #marchDadness

— Shelley (@Shelleylib)

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