22 Haiku That Are Pretty Much Parenting In A Nutshell

No. No. No. No. No.
No. No. No. No. No. No. No.
No. No. No. No. No.

*My life as a mom, expressed in haiku

— Goal Setting Mom (@goalsettingmom)

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Day 129 of 365 Creations. #365creations

Haiku!

Parenting, tiring
Adulting, overrated
Imbibing, needed

— Alice Kwong (@AliceKwongVanDu)

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Postpartum Haiku #29

Laptop and spit-up
Life of a work at home mom
Always one boob out

— Eve Hurwitz (@evehurwitz)

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I'll wear an old shirt.
We'll try not to wake the kids.
Netflix awaits us.

"Parents of little kids lovemaking" haiku

— Jennifer S. White (@yenniwhite)

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Non-stop small people
Asking for shit they don't need
Grocery store hell #haiku #motherhood

— Lala (@lalayu)

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A haiku about my day:

Whine whine whine whine whine.
Whine whine whine whine whine whine whine.
Wine, red and white, both.

— MyMomologue (@MyMomologue)

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Full. Gallon. Of. Milk.
All over the kitchen floor
Slowly. Count. To. Ten. #haiku#parenting#accidentshappen

— Erica Castellanos (@itsahaikulife)

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My girl loves to read.
She also likes pretending
to fart in my face#StayClassy #SameChildDiffInterests #Parenting #DadLife #haiku

— Haiku Dad (@haiku_dad)

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A parenting haiku:

I love you my child
But please try to sleep tonight
Or Mommy will die

— Unfiltered Mama (@UnfilteredMama)

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Parenting: A Haiku

The floor is sticky
Why is the floor so sticky
Fuck. I have to mop

— Valerie (@ValeeGrrl)

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Haiku:

Games, lights, sounds, buttons
Final Test: Can this toy fly?
Rest in peace, iPhone

— Honest Toddler (@HonestToddler)

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Haiku for My Finicky Sons:
It's lucky you're cute
When I make a nice dinner
And you say "ewwwwwww, blech." @HuffPostParents

— Waka Takahashi Brown (@wakatb)

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Now I am a duck.
Because my son says I'm one.
What a thing to be. #haiku #parenting

— Luke Inglis (@ludamillion)

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Sleep. A #Parenting Haiku

Sleep. Wonderful sleep.
It's been more than a year now.
Oh how we miss you.

— Thomas Horrocks (@thomaslhorrocks)

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#parenting #haiku

Please please please please please

Please please please please please please please

Please oh god, just stop.

— The Dad (@Janotherdad)

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Motherhood: a haiku

"Don't squeeze the tummy,
the baby will barf on you.
Ask me how I know."

— Jenny Uebbing (@jkuebbing)

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Eerily quiet
Something just doesn't feel right
Toddler with sharpie #haiku #momlife #toddlerlife

— Becca (@BeckJ1982)

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Broken dryer, hour 16:
Spring mud, puddles, sand
Don't you dare bike through there, boy
WHAT DID I JUST SAY???#haiku #momlife #laundry

— K. Desjarlais (@TheHauntVault)

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Daughter wants earmuffs.
Mother buys earmuffs for kid.
Earmuffs not on ears. #haiku #parenting #wearthedamnearmuffs

— Silver Lyons (@silvermoone)

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It is time for bed.
It is time for bed right NOW.
GO TO BED RIGHT NOW! #haiku #kids#NationalPoetryMonth

— Mike&Em (@MarriedHarried)

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toddler in the hall
hiding with some contraband
his cookie crumbles#haiku by Cheryl #2016CEH #poem#childhood https://t.co/ffVxnWJG0b

— Cheryl Crockett (@poetatete)

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"No no no no no
No no no no no no no
No no no no no"

-A haiku from my 2yo#parenting #mommyproblems @HuffPostParents

— Toni Hammer (@realtonihammer)

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